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minecraft
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I'm making mameson emojis
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What do you think?
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gasgfsa
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>>189723
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/JRG/ - Jarty Rat General

post jarty rat in this 'hread
previous thread:
https://jakparty.soy/soy/thread/139404.html
https://archive.ph/HIr2Y
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im starting to wonder
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another one
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Tama Appreciation thread

post ALL your Tamas
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I cant stand the discordification of the fucking internet, it pisses me off because the fact that im not an NPC who says the same several things over and over i get called a 4channer, god remember when people had their own personality's and typing styles and all just dident act the same fucking way with the same retarted nigger humor? Remember when people dident get mad over the stupidist of shit or le edgy words and diden't cry like a bitch when they get made fun of? and you dident get bullied by NPCoid hazbin hotel fan boy faggots for having a actual personality outside of fucking discord humor and 3 dead 2019 era reddit memes? God…
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>you can't ban a bot genius
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why has it been so quiet today?
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mame on the 'log
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>>>330526
>replied to bait award
>>>330528
>watch me do it again
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>>(you), speech bubble, slopjak, empty arrow AND clipboardimage combined
>bidenflare has clearly had a severe leakage
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>The hourly thread limit has been reached. Please post in an existing thread.
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bidenflare test
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hallo
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fluttershy thread
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stuff
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Drumming General

ITT: we discuss various drumsets, sticks, techniques, mixing, transcripts, etc.

I bought a 5-piece Ludwig Classic Maple earlier this year, I quite like the toms in particular, it has the feel of surf rock.
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nigerians are eating like kings
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2 moons in the sky

there are 2 moons in the sky what should i do (there are 2 moons in the sky till November 25th) i dont like bald man glasses anymore something along that caliber dislike
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I look like this.
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You lost the g-uh, what was I thinking of again?
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Could you make this site more multilateral and less unipolar?
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>/mlp/ - Pony
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add a 1 in 10000 chance for a page to be a screamer while accessing it
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add a slow reply feature, it will post the reply in 2-48 hours after clicking reply
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why open ai

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toolate
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i look like this
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>being railed 24/7 by massive black cocks in your tight white boipussy is actually LE BAD
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he crazy
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wait, my soymy is still getting ready
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bird
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>fotcing aryanme
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Squeakeraryan owned board by the way
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Sucy won chuds
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Sucy fucking WON
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God hates fags. Bump. Put this one in the screenshot folder. FAGGOT. #Trump2024 MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. WE WILL WIN. #Project2025
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Us sucyaryans are white lol
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Dead site shut it down
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Oldest 'toss
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>The hourly BRAP limit has been reached. Please never be white in an existing thread.
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The shartys down again what happened
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LAND OFTHE FREE HOME OF THE BRAVE! USA IS THE BEST COUNTRY EVER!
AMERICAN BURGER RECIPE
https://www.thespruceeats.com/all-american-burgers-480989
McChicken LITTLE DARK AGE EDIT
https://youtu.be/WdzKGBMG9yg?feature=shared
NATIONAL ANTHEM
<FREEDOM SPACE
Oh, say! can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming;
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there:
Oh, say! does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In fully glory reflected now shines in the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh, long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion
A home and a country should leave us no more?
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution!
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Oh, thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved home and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heav'n-rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust":
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
THE BIG MAC IS THE GREATEST BURGER OR SOMETHING
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Quote must be a necrophile considering how much he loves raping this dead nigger
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me is wipe /qa/ me make funny thread agugu
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stop downloading junk data for users on the bidenflare whitelist
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good morning chat
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>/qa/ - Question & Answer
>no question
>no answer
Might as well lock this shit board
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please somebody repost this gemmy video, i cant find it but i saw it on the archive
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sorry i forgot to get on the 'tube today at noon, im not dead just retarded.
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How many pages does this board have
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*flies around*
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put /j/ on the top bar award
put the star of david in a banner award
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I want to rape Baritone just to see him cry
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I don't wanna go to sleep yet
But I'm so tired
So fucking tired
My body is aching and my eyes hurt
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>Only 16 subscribers
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG THIS WEBSITE REALLY IS A DISCORD SERVER
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GM chuds
what are you reading ATM?
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>board is locked
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>shemmyCACAS dont even suck on BBCs while posting like us churroGODS
shut down the site already what a dead nigger of a- HOLY SHIT IS THAT A BBC I CAN SUCK AND FONDLE YASSSSSSSSSSSS
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Nazi femboy thread
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what happened to 'booru and sharty? i can't access 'em for what-ever reason
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Can somebody explain the joke to me? Thanks in advance.
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tripcode tests or something of that nature
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/bait/

post your bait images and copypastas here
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let me post fuck
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mymy
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I love yeji

does loving yeji make me gay, straight, or retarded?
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.swf thread?
need to expand my collection
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>the hourly thread limit has been hecking reached, chud
>you WILL NOT post more than five threads in an hour because ERMMMMM it makes me sad to see page 1 actually change from hour to hour
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ponk thread
other pies welcome yoo
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why is the 'log only pony posts now
where is the variety
where is the bmc (big mameson cock)
where is the tranime
where is the zellig
where are the 'jakkies
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General purpose / random thread
post whatever
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Rarity Thread
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pone board
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gem on the 'log
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LOL look at this crazy wojack i found XDXDXXDDD
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Is AIDS good for you?
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ill talk meta here since i dont want to take a giant dump on /soy/ and /sgp/ feels like a ghost town already even before your thread is buried under five stickies.
we've had a lot of demoralization posting here lately and it seems like a lot of people have left, but the situation doesnt actually seem too bad. the only big problem left in my opinion is bidenflare. by restricting posting only to people who laready have their IP on /soy/, it makes the whole site look more like a trooncord server than an imageboard. i understand the slower boards like this one (and really every single one except /soy/) has older threads which you wouldnt want to lose, but if /soy/ gets wiped nobody will really care since at the end of the day the important things are mostly archived on archive.today and can just be remade.
what im suggesting is turning off bidenflare on /soy/, /qa/ and 'hio but leaving it on for the slow effortposting/meta boards, /art/ and /sgp/ specifically. obviously, its useful to have as a panic button for specific botspam attacks, but shit like what happened about 3 days ago, where bidenflare was left on for a full day and many people couldnt post, was just pathetic.
for example on another imageboard i recommended this place to somebody. i had gone about a day without posting and he had never posted here before. i told him to join me on this board to make a chatting thread with trips and he couldnt even make a post lol. it made him turn pretty sour against the whole site because of it and still he doesnt want to come here even now.
tldr bidenflare's gay when it's on for longer than 10 minutes on /soy/ or /qa/
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increase the thread limit on /soy/ you're choking me down here
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made you look retard
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Ask me questions about my future adminship here
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'lig on the log
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"Daa sharty is rulecucked"
-brownest tranny ever

Listen to me, shitskins, I will explain to you why the sharty is "rulecucked" because I undesrtand your tiny brown brains can not comprehend this. For an example I will use your shitskin countries. Have you ever wondered why whites are more succesful? Why white societies are functional meanwhile your 3rd world brown shithole barely has electricity. It is because we whites have laws and our morals and values embeded in those laws, that is why your shitskin country is a failiure. The only way a country can function is if the people have morals and laws to prevent the immoral subhumans from hurting innocent people. Before you call me a moralcuck I just want to let you know that your shitskin countries only exist because we whites are merciful towords you even if we shouldn't be. Through out the history white civilizations were always more advanced than Black and Brown nations, infact we could've literally genocided the entire continent of Africa but we choose not to, because of our morals. That is the only reason your brown shitskin hands can type on your greasy keyboard covered in cheeto dust right now, because we let you live.

Now you might ask what this has to do with imageboards, becuase you are too brown and retarded to understand metaphors so I will explain it to you. Soyjak.Party needs laws and order to keep out pedophiles and zoosadists like (((You))) from our community. You are the scum of the Earth and incompatible with our sites culture and values. The Sharty has a culture of doxxing pedophiles, zoo sadists, trannies and pajeets that torture innocent baby monkey, meanwhile your sites culture consists of posting child sexual abuse matirial, animal rape videos, selling diy hrt guides to minors and torturing baby monkeys. You are all disgusting brown subhumans and we are glad that you would rather post on this shitty site rather than the sharty despite it being on a superior imageboard software and having more features. The same way we whites are merciful to shitskins we are merciful to your shit site, we could dox all of you within minutes but we choose not to. Not only that but quote could bot and ddos your shitty site 24/7 but he chooses not to, out of mercy. You are so fucking pathetic that even bullying you feels sad, its like beating a dead horse. Now just incase its not clear yet I will just say this:

RULECHADDING. FUCKING. WON.


Goodbye, shoallypedos. This is the last time that I will post on your shit site, and just so you know, I reported it to the CIA already, your shitty cp sharing site will be shut down in a matter of hours. Good fucking bye seething shitskins.
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>Board is locked
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>misspelling marge as mare
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you know what really grinds my gears? hourly thread limits. dnb bans. the death of /b/ even if it was dead while boards only samefags ever wanted like /zellig/ and /pony/ and /z/ remained. what a horribly managed website, you faggots are lucky you at least have a decent developer even if it is red.
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>The hourly thread limit has been reached. Please post in an existing thread.
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Draw mameson
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Rare lee on the 'log
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le tme in…..
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gemmy jarty screenshots

…anyone have any?
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>The hourly BRAP limit has been reached. Please dilate your neoxagina in an existing thread.
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post marsey cat again
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i am bored, soy gem…
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Fuck niggers
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>Last post 10 hours ago.
>Last posts on /soi/ are all talking about how dead the website is and the others are advertising an even deader website.
Just shut it down already.
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my wife juno
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>Make the site unusable for me and be too retarded to fix it
>Force me to use cellular
>This site is currently being protected by BidenFlare
execute whoever is responsible for this
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oh it's real
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Question: Did Flying Nigger just save the Shemmy?

On /Soy/, There has been alot of Flying Nigger spam. Is it the Gem that saved the Shemmy?
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worst banner ever award
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i explained the lore or something
if you want lets keep in touch, or at least know this is my insecure trip if you confuse me with other piratefags
the trips dont work on the chinny albeit
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>doll made shemmycuck avatarfags go extinct
>instantly made the site better to use and familiar for new comers
>was willing to go against frootcord for us
>willing to actually use his powers unlike every other shemmycuck admin
>slandered by former jartycuck and pedo namefags that he killed this site
You guys really fucked up getting rid of him.
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Salvation can be yours

Luke 5:32 NIV
I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

Matthew 7:13-14 KJV
Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

Matthew 5:3-12
Blessed are the poor in spirit,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Blessed are they who mourn,
for they will be comforted.

Blessed are the meek,
for they will inherit the land.

Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for righteousness,
for they will be satisfied.

Blessed are the merciful,
for they will be shown mercy.

Blessed are the clean in heart,
for they will see God.

Blessed are the peacemakers,
for they will be called children of God.

Blessed are they who are persecuted for the sake of righteousness,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

John 3:16 KJV
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
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Which software applications do you guys use to draw your jaks?
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Read this.
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Chuddy, we need to talk about your femb0y porn folder.
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Late night /qa/ ama?

Thought about doing one since I haven't really done a proper one in months and things have changed a lot since then.
And I don't wanna attention whore on /soy/ I'll have this thread here because why not.
Hit me with whatever.
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bring back a random nsfw board with no rules
i dont care if you call it /b/, /korea/, /random/, whatever
just do it and leave it there
if you can leave dead boards like /ohio/, /gen/, /z/ and gay meme boards that were never funny like /mlp/ and /liberty/ you can do this
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teys
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>On /Soy/, There has been alot of Flying Nigger spam. Is it the Gem that saved the Shemmy?
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Okay. Which janny deleted the only active thread for no reason? I will eventually find out either way so make it quick.
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alvin
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guguball on the 'log
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should i use source or goldsrc for a mod i want to make? goldsrc has xash3d (which is open source and compatible with goldsrc) but source has better mod tools
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Found this gem on 'viantart
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sashley general
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when i died, the site died with it.
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>another would be assassin fails to stump the trump
and this one didn't even touch him KEEEEEEEEEEEEK
will he ever stop winning?
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unban DNB
add /fur/
add /b/
unban and unfilter every namefag
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>Heil Hitler my fellow Shemmites! If you also love Adolf Hitler like a good ShemmyCHAD, please meet me at 5091 22nd Street in the Bronx to talk about how we can kill all niggers for GODgeleno and Adolf Hitler! Seig Heil or something! Seig Heil o algo!
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Is there anime anyway actually worth watching?
t. always uses tranime girls as my thread starters but has never watched more than a single episode at a friend's place
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Every 10 seconds a kid in Shitmerica is groomed into being a faggot
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board suggestion

'leno please add /aaa/ - Autism, ADHD & Assburgers i want to blogpost about my personal sperglord happenings
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Where do Niggers go after death?
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NEW TOSS
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my wife
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>omg you collect soyjaks too?? that's soooooooo cool!!
>how big is your folder? mine has over 700!
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did the sharty get hacked o algo
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Vote heckingemmy for the shemmy admin
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REMOVE EVERYBODY WHO WASNT A PROMINENT SHEMMYTEEN BEFORE 2 WEEKS AGO FROM THE POLL TO SAVE THE SITE

ScientoloJu is a shartycuck offsiter who is rigging the vote with his twitter sisters
>never used the shemmy, his first post on the site was made 3 hours ago (>>>/soy/293019)
>hasn't made even one (1) piece of OC
>nobody on the site knew who he was
>using his newfag twitter followers to manipulate the vote (https://x.com/scientoloju/status/1833578516090401247) - (archive: https://archive.vn/v8Yn9)
>every single post he's made has been namefagging (proven by mod at >>>/soy/293984 at >>>/soy/293986)
>his only goals are to make this into Sharty 2 (adding a /raid/ board nobody will use & getting closer to the frootcord dataminers)
DON'T LET A SHARTYCUCK & TWITTERCUCK RIG THE VOTE, DISQUALIFY XER NOW!
By the way, every thing I've linked to here was archived on archive.today.
JUST REMOVE EVERYBODY WHO WASNT A PROMINENT SHEMMYTEEN BEFORE 2 WEEKS AGO FROM THE POLL, UNLESS YOU WANT AN OFFSITER TO RUIN THE SITE
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>Years ago, I created a Tulpa to embody my depression and my sense of self-hatred, thinking to give my personal enemy a face that it would be easier to fight. Creating her was a massive mistake, and she's tried to force me to kill myself ever since I made her. She murders every other spirit I try to create, and I'm sure that she is responsible for my best friend's suicide in 2008. She's focusing on my wife now, and has spent years feeding off my every little insecurity, doubt, and feasts on depressive bouts. I've tried so many times to do away with her, but she just keeps coming back. Does anyone have any ideas on how to vanquish something like this for good?

IDEAS DO NOT DIE, THEY JUST GO ON TO INSPIRE OTHERS.



DO NOT QUARREL WITH THE UNTANGIBLE. OBSCURITY WILL BE YOUR RUIN.
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Welcome to /qa/.

This board is for posts that don't really fit /soy/. But in reality you can pretty much post whatever as long as it's in line with the rules.
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just remove everybody from the poll who wasn't a prominent shemmy user before 2 weeks ago.
>why?
because otherwise the election will be won by whoever can get the most residential proxies, twitter followers or discord sisters to vote for them.
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>forgetting how to use a tripcode
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stop simping for j*rty
i know you hate sharty admins so you're desperate for any allies, but at the end of the day they're no better than those who accused leno of the same
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what are you guys' favorite bands?
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/qa/ is the only board that feels real.
What makes you happy in life, /qa/?
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What’s with all the plant species with red links on Wikipedia
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>>>/soy/289937
AMA if there's anything you would like to ask, I believe my campaign can and will resonate with average shemteen
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One of the most frustrating things about the decline of the soysphere and especially the death of the jarty has been how it felt like there was nobody I could complain to. Everybody I know IRL is a normalfag who could care less. Even if I told them it would out me as a heckin' science denying chudcel bigot, if they understood at all.
People say to let bygones be bygones. People say it's just a shitposting website. But something holds me back and keeps me fixed to the memory of it.
Nobody I know IRL could ever be trusted with it. All my online """""friends""""" are sick of me ranting about it and either ignore me or change the topic.
It hasn't been what it was in a very long time. I know this. Everybody knows. But I still got something out of it right? I must have or I wouldn't have stayed right?
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/coal/

itt post coal that makes you laugh
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why do I feel bad for the Jarty being put down even though it’s been overrun with pedos and gore gooners? the announcement did make some good points though.
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This is a good board
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new 'toss
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Thoughts on 'cado's weight loss?
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im starting to notice that everytime i go on here the site dies
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i hate feraIteen
this thread is for mocking him
>real 'jakking is when you self insert as a soyjak speaking in baby talk then invite everybody to a cytube where you vent about your shitty life and seethe at trolls or something
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new coal just dropped
>
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why did everybody start calling classic soyjak "soyak" this year? we've all seen the original filename as soyak.png but classic just sounds so much better
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You wanna know what really grinds my gears? Splinters. Oh, and their simps and haters. Jesus, why do we need splinter websites over a site about bald men with glasses? Hide the threads that are dogshit, that works everytime. No need for soyploop.gackygoowoo. Also, the simps are fucking gay, the haters type like retards and every single faggot who has ever posted in a splinter probably has HIV. Probably AIDS too. Don't get me STARTED on the drama! You could turn splinter drama into a TV show and have it run for 85 seasons. That's how rampant it is.
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just found the worst larppost ever on /r9k/
theres no way people set contact names as anything but real names right? or am i just boring?
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almost 21 years old and i still dont know what the hell a club sandwich is
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I'm still really confused by the schizoprehnic omori vs old man ramblings that filled /qa/ on the sharty in the second half of last year. Where the fuck did Omori go, did all the posters just die shortly after the nemlei dox and the tcoaaltrannies left /qa/? Why were they obsessed with dfnts? The only part of the "drama" i can remember was when root banned people for sexualizing the omori kids.
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i'm not sure if 'jakking dies in darkness but look around at this place, /qa/ sure has withered into nothing. where did everybody go? does nobody lurk the overboard anymore?
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did you know every word you say on this site is logged by the NSA and MI5 except on /zellig/ and /liberty/? dont ask me how i know this and expect tracking to soon cover those boards too.
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thanks for cleaning the spam
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nothing makes me happy anymore and this i expected would always be my safe haven is collapsing around me and it just feels horrible in every way and i keep pulling all nighters yet as i gets worse i only become more addicted
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gore nsfw even tho i watch it with coworkers
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>you WILL cry over my dead porn sharing """soyjak""" website being finally euthanized like a sick dog because… erm… you just will, OK?
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I remember when we were all forced onto this board. It has nobody now. That explains exactly why the 1 board plan is a shit idea.
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new stonetoss political cartoon
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kill yourself anti do it for her tranny
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kiwifarms users found the origin of DNB and it's a tweet from 2016 about the state of war in the DR congo
https://archive.md/S6fFl
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how is anybody supposed to solve this new jarty captcha?
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Please Almighty God let this not be the end
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I didn't think I would ever be emotional about the jarty closing. Fuck. It's the end of an era. It falls like the walls are closing in. Please God don't let this be the end. 'jakking dies in darkness.
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>/liberty/ - jarty tribute
>Randjak domain
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>Feralteen (INFP)
<Joel (ENTJ)
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thank you to our hardworking janitors
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>/zellig/
pedophiles get a board?? when did this happen???
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Welcome to /qa/! This is a board dedicated to discussing music and album reviews.
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>tweaked the sticky
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THE SIGMA MALE REICH WILL GAS ALL FAKECELS.
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Wrf
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Serious question. Is coffee good for you?
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Why are namefags usually the people who contribute the least and the most unfunny shit?
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For me, it’s the bmw r75 with sidecar
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he's literally hecking me or however i adapt tranny phrases
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>closely identifying with the hairy soyak mascot of a soyjak posting imageboard is actually shartyjartyswinny shemmy cultur-ACK!
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>asking actual questions on /qa/
>posting human feces on [s4s]
>asking for electrical support on discord
>talking about grams and measurement on telegram
>discussing books you're reading on reddit
>talking about your four grandkids on 4chan
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i will post a bit to calm myself down because i keep seeing things in the corner of my eyes
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hi again /qa/bros
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<Orange you glad im here?
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>mlem
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it would be interesting if /qa/ was the main board but /soy/ was still open and our general posting was here and /soy/ was dedicated to funny soyquotes and especially making OC but /qa/ was just a free for all
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looks like i'm stuck as a /qa/cuck now
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this is the part where you dance
this is the part where you boogie
/qa/ lives on another day
we can hide away from the soycucks forever
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fuck jannies
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@frootcord
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drew this for my boyfriend jaky :3
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oh it's over
it's so over
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rye x tama yuri
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jaika my fav transking!!!!!
and of course my boyfriend ^_^
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myelife dtory
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.
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>>186734
>shemmyfags like furry inflation
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its my birthday!!!!!!!!
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/cg/- Chudjak General

post your favourite chudjaks
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When this site was launched?

When?
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The sleepy mare is no laughing matter.

Sleep deprivation has life-threatening side effects.

It is advised that you let the mare sleep.

Put the mare onto the bed. This action could still be not sufficient enough to result in a success of the operation. Other additional actions that you can take in this situation include, but are not limited to:
1) Sing the horse a lullaby.
2) Tuck the horse in.
3) Read the horse a bedtime story.
4) Kiss the horse on the forehead.

In a situation where you are met with a failure, please consult the Sleepy Mare Department, and describe your problem in detail. If done so, you will be provided with required and thorough instructions that will fit the situation at hand.
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terrycrews lost
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My Cousin Owes Me $1000. How To Get Even?

Hello /qa/, a Cousin of mine owes me $900 [It was Originally $1000, but he gave me his Old Monitor to take $100 off.] and he has for a Year now, because he needed it to pay for LegalFees, which if he didn't pay he would have gone to Jail for. He told me all of this the Night he picked me up to go hangout, and that the Deadline to pay was the Next Day and how he wasn't going to be able to make the needed Payments. I then gave him the $1000 in Cash that I had savedup, because he told me he would pay me back as soon as he could and I Believed him.
I now regret ever giving him any of that $1000. I should have never mentioned having so much money on hand, my Cousin could've easily paid me back by now but he never did. Now after throwing a fit over text which he was probably drunk during, he told me that I will not be getting my $900 back anymore, this was 20 Days ago and we haven't Interacted since.

>What Now?

I am sick of this shit, at this point I am just going to spill the beans and tell my Family why he almost went to Jail for, his Mugshot is Public anyways and he fucked me over so idc anymore.
Any other Ideas on how I could get back at my Cousin, have at it but keep it Legal ofc.
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key this wonderful board
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Cuckstuck
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ITT: we design a tarot deck
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lock this shitty board
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board locked; read me for context

tweaked the sticky
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ddlbsbowhhoeoshoshoowgiwg
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I DIAGNOSE YOU WITH BEING A SIGMA MALE
I CAME HERE TO ANSWER QUESTIONS BUT THERE ARE NO QUESTIONS EVERYTHING HERE IS NOT A QUESTION
WHERE ARE THE ANSWERS I DONT SEE THE ANSWERS
THIS ISNT FOR QUESTIONS SO WHERE ARE MY ANSWERS
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::skull::
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deadboarddwfwtstshossvwhwfegwb
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holy autisme
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Alright which one of faggots pissed on the cloudfare servers this time?
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Shemmy really needs a /tttt/ board to become a truly good splinter. Sharty already has such a board.
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zelligcacas dilate to >>>/zellig/
Pingas won
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>I just had a revelation
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Why do people act as though there's no natives of the Americas left?
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Is anyone even here?
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NYPF
Not your personal filehost
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I'm confused. Is unspoilered nsfw banned? Is spamming inside threads banned? Is baiting by pretending to be a frootcorder banned?
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>what a dead fetish of a deviantart
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Welcome to /qa/.

This board doesn't have a specific topic and can be used to post whatever doesn't fit /soy/.
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<BEING GREEN AND A SLOPJAK IS SHEMMY CULTURE MAYA YOU DUMB BELGIAN MAKE ME A STROOPWAFEL WHORE
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<i am the oramge demon and i am your wife
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new doll just dropped
what do you think
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my face hurts and its all trannies' fault
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OH YES I LOVE TO POST ALL DAY ALL NIGHT I AM THE ONE WHO POSTS I LOVE TO POST YES YIPEE
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hi everybody and welcome to the united states of america i'm your president mymy schoppenboer heil george washington 1776
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>Wow those goreposters must be up to no good! QUICK rulecuck the shemmy.
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dont let soyposting rot your mind chuds