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Brandon ## Mod 05/13/24 (Mon) 23:54:51[>][<] No.217801[Reply]

Look, folks, BidenFlare, it's up and running now, okay?

And hey, to the botnet operator out there, uh, you might wanna, y'know, just check outside your door. Yeah, someone's there.

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Chud 05/14/24 (Tue) 00:33:46[>][<] No.217818

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Chud 05/01/24 (Wed) 15:54:17[>][<] No.203074[Reply]

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Chud 05/14/24 (Tue) 01:19:52[>][<] No.217833 [Reply]

what are your IQs?

Chud 05/14/24 (Tue) 01:26:51[>][<] No.217836

i got 54 on an online test but that's because i got bored and started clicking on random stuff

Chud 05/14/24 (Tue) 01:27:51[>][<] No.217837

>>217836
i honestly can't recall ever seeing tests with ranges this low

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Chud 05/14/24 (Tue) 01:02:25[>][<] No.217830 [Reply]

How do I fuck a Malzeno?

Chud 05/14/24 (Tue) 01:15:14[>][<] No.217831

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OYYYYY GTFO OUT NEWMHCACAS GO BACK TO OKBUDDYrathlos

Chud 05/14/24 (Tue) 01:22:23[>][<] No.217835

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>>217831
>nufig calling people nufigs

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Chud 05/14/24 (Tue) 00:19:53[>][<] No.217812 [Reply]

if your country has a high HDI you're a casual living on easy mode

Chud 05/14/24 (Tue) 01:18:03[>][<] No.217832

Life is NOT like a video game.

Chud 05/14/24 (Tue) 01:20:54[>][<] No.217834

>>217832
life imitates art

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Chud 05/14/24 (Tue) 00:42:49[>][<] No.217826 [Reply]

>janny but worse and even more pointless

Chud 05/14/24 (Tue) 00:54:50[>][<] No.217828

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guyss…

Chud 05/14/24 (Tue) 00:55:38[>][<] No.217829

>>217828
nahhh the sharty really hiring these f*ggots

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Chud 05/13/24 (Mon) 12:29:23[>][<] No.216850 [Reply]

>soysphere happenings thread; Monday May 13
FUCKING TALK IN THSI I LIKED THE OLD HAPPENINGS THREADS

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Chud 05/14/24 (Tue) 00:38:26[>][<] No.217820

>>217819
you just replied to him

Chud 05/14/24 (Tue) 00:39:01[>][<] No.217822

>>217819
it was obvious bait that you people stopped banning for btw

Chud 05/14/24 (Tue) 00:39:57[>][<] No.217823

>>217820
I know. I was informing the thread.
>>217822
Saying that you "support MAP rights" should be bannable, even if it is a joke.

Chud 05/14/24 (Tue) 00:41:11[>][<] No.217825

>>217823
i agree, let's apply that to the rest of pedo bait

Chud 05/14/24 (Tue) 00:48:03[>][<] No.217827

what the fuck is the 'affy?

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Chud 05/14/24 (Tue) 00:38:35[>][<] No.217821 [Reply]

DO THIS

Chud 05/14/24 (Tue) 00:40:39[>][<] No.217824

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>be present…. please don't leave we have barely enough people as it is…

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Chud 05/14/24 (Tue) 00:18:48[>][<] No.217811 [Reply]

>saying women can't rape men is sexist

Chud 05/14/24 (Tue) 00:31:51[>][<] No.217817

>>217811
>Alrighty, then
Picture this if you will
>10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes
In my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy
When just then a flaming stealth banana split the sky
Like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime
And stopping right at my Birkenstocks
And me yelping, "holy fucking shit"
Holy fucking shit
Holy fucking shit
Holy fucking shit
Holy fucking shit
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Chud 05/14/24 (Tue) 00:02:39[>][<] No.217807 [Reply]

How do you respond without sounding mad?

Chud 05/14/24 (Tue) 00:06:10[>][<] No.217808

Kill xer with a silencer.

Chud 05/14/24 (Tue) 00:06:59[>][<] No.217809

tell her that she got baited

Chud 05/14/24 (Tue) 00:23:02[>][<] No.217813

>>217809
Baited by what?

Chud 05/14/24 (Tue) 00:25:08[>][<] No.217815

>>217813
don't elaborate either because that makes you look mad