/qa/ - Question & Answer

the year is 2029. i am now the ceo of vocaloid. i sit in my cool spinny chair and i spin around a bit while waiting for my eight voicebanks voiced by literal child molesters to train. i email my overworked, underpaid employees and tell them to make the demo video for the new heckin voicebanks so flashy someone will learn they have epilepsy from it and to add no warning this time because FUCK EM EPILEPTICS CUZ SOMEONES LIFE ISNT AS IMPORTANT AS COOL RAINBOW STROBE EFFECTS!!!!! then i go and realize i havent released voicebanks in 6 months because ive been too busy putting the vb of my bull i made into vocaloid and tuning whiteboi beatdown asmr all day and by the time the voicebanks i train finish training in eight weeks i will be fired. so i go and quickly render static sounds in audacity and say its crypton superpack 5 demo. it should be good enough for the crowd right they'll buy it because it has miku on it. then i go back to tuning whiteboi beatdown asmr for 9 hours and then i goon and then i pass out